~ Think what that means. ~ It carries a spare set of teeth. But your father, of course, was in Don't Look Now, with Julie Christie. ~ It sort of was. Anyway, ladies and gentleman, can I just say, on behalf of all us, ~ thank you for coming. I just ~ I still find it slightly sort of ~ What? God, I love the Bentley Continental. ~ Am I the only one who really likes that Ute? They can tackle a water buffalo, whole.
Come on - oh, you're in fourth, ya prat. And delicate, modern, sophisticated electronics do not like dust. ~ No, we could confidently move forwards. Every single corner has got a drop on it that's lethal. You're not going to do that. ~ How did you find that out? Big Stig would be laying down the gauntlet in a typical Aussie sportscar - a Holden Ute. ~ Even from here, one can see that he is a ~ Big Stig.
Can you look behind you, when you do that? Right now, I've made up my mind. May defends the honour of the car in a very small Renault, Hammond tries to prove that pedaling is faster by saddling up a bicycle, whilst Clarkson attempts to demonstrate that water is the quickest way across town, especially if you're in a hovercraft. ~ God, we haven't got very good reactions, have we? That is slower, isn't it? ~ Most people build a campfire and then sit around it, yes? No, not off the line it won't. ~ Three ~ It's not? He's now holding on for dear life and he's hitting the horse in the back, behind the ear. Hmm, but the producers are saying that because modern cars are so complex and so electronical, they are bound to suffer from reliability problems like everything else. There is no country on earth where the public perception of the country is further removed from the reality than Australia. ~ It went like a scalded rabbit.
Their dusty endeavour concludes with an unusual challenge involving a farm, their cars and 4,000 cows. He must be able to ride a horse. Now, the Highway Code says he will stop 240 feet later on this line here, right where James May and I are standing. When I was about 17 years old, I was living in New York and I wanted to get to Los Angeles, and I did a print ad for Levis. There's a slight hint of faux-toffery about it, which suits you very well, obviously. Plus, celebrity guest Ed Sheeran tests his steely eyed driving skills as the star in the Reasonably Priced Car.
Hammond, quilted leather is what an incontinence sheet looks like ~ if you look at it under a microscope! ~ I was a little bit slower, as it's turned out. You've detonated one of the man's cows. Rounding up 4,000 cows using ~ These. Oh, four-wheel drive helping me round that a treat. This is a serious test, actually, of these cars, drag racing them in this heat.
Can Charlie Sheen ride a horse? So we can sit in the middle, cook our salmonella and none of all the dangerous animals can get at us. It's been around a while now. As we know, there is a strong republican movement in this country, people who think it's ridiculous to have a head of state living in London on the other side of the world. ~ You read that wrong. But when we put it all back on, as we must, to make you James May, you're James May! Right, braking, ready for the Oh, God, turn here Come on, bite! Does the Exige avoid certain death? It's not just phones, it's everything - printers, laptops, Wi-Fi routers.
~ And nobody fell off. ~ Three million in the country? Yes, because that's a Nissan! ~ I'm not saying You're right to say it. ~ Do we need to be this far away? Get 'em, round 'em up. I was born in Paddington. ~ Can you see any cows? ~ What is surprising in that weather is the next one - 40. Having established that our cars could stop on a stamp, we let them off the leash.
From new cars to how they're fueled, this show has it all. I've been herded by the cows. I know exactly what this is. See, the catch is that Hammond and May will have to use public transportation to get to and from airports in the U. And I'm expecting it to work here in this dust and this heat and with these vibrations and then go farming. We can always count on one of the trio to claim that a car is faster than a train, plane, boat, or any other craft from A to B. ~ That was very quick.
. I spy with my little eye something beginning with T. Are you not scared of crocodiles? ~ It's in words, yeah. So they shipped one out here and it lasted a couple of days and then it split in half. This is due to the show's irreverent approach to motoring, the humour and the priceless chemistry between the show's presenters - Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, with special appearances from the tame racing driver, The Stig.